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		<title>Links</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/02/149/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
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Katawa Shoujo is Hentai featuring disabled characters.
Liquid glass is liquid. Perhaps it could coat everything, everything (not that we&#8217;ve not heard that before). Putting cleaners out of business.
Do a google search for ascii art,
Tooth  mounted hearing aid.  Assuming you have teeth while in need of one?  Oh  well, that only means I&#8217;m one [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://katawa-shoujo.com/about.php" target="_blank">Katawa Shoujo</a> is Hentai featuring disabled characters.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html" target="_blank">Liquid glass</a> is liquid. Perhaps it could coat everything, everything (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerogel" target="_blank">not that we&#8217;ve not heard that before</a>). Putting cleaners out of business.</li>
<li>Do a google search for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=ascii+art&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_en___US236&amp;ie=UTF-8" target="_blank">ascii art</a>,</li>
<li><a href="http://singularityhub.com/2010/01/29/new-hearing-aid-uses-your-tooth-to-transmit-sound/" target="_blank">Tooth  mounted hearing aid</a>.  Assuming you have teeth while in need of one?  Oh  well, that only means I&#8217;m one step closer to the cellphone tooth  implant.</li>
<li><a href="http://mugtug.com/sketchpad/" target="_blank">HTML5 image editor</a>.  Party like it&#8217;s 1995! Actually, this is quite astonishing. This stuff isn&#8217;t web 2.0, it&#8217;s beyond that crap.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/echoes/" target="_blank">D</a> <a href="http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/echoes/?page_id=420" target="_blank">a</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/artificialist" target="_blank">v</a> <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=davecat&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_en___US236&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;ei=PSl6S4q0CY-INpiI8b8K&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=image_result_group&amp;ct=title&amp;resnum=4&amp;ved=0CCEQsAQwAw" target="_blank">e</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Davecat" target="_blank">c</a> <a href="http://extremelyfunny.info/pussycat-or-real-doll/" target="_blank">a</a> <a href="http://www.doll-fan.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&amp;t=213702" target="_blank">t</a></li>
<li>So, <a href="http://chatroulette.com/" target="_blank">chatroulette</a> is getting some serious attention (30k online now). <a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/13/chatroulettes-founder-17-introduces-himself/" target="_blank">Founded</a> by a 17 year old. Awesome.  Grab your cam and have fun.</li>
<li>Old but funny, how to <a href="http://links.zigzo.com/2007/05/09/how-to-make-pancakes-like-a-crack-head/" target="_blank">make pancakes like a crackhead</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-1-of-8" target="_blank">The Vice Guide to Liberia</a> series is more fucked up than you&#8217;ve ever seen. This is not East St. Louis, Compton, NYC or, even Flint. This is way worse. Check out the entire site, no one is putting this on TV.</li>
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		<title>boxers or briefs</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/02/147/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, here&#8217;s some links I find and forget, served here.  Fresh.  Hot.  Yeah&#8230;.

http://www.funny-city.com/1782/ &#8211; Game:  Use your mouse, think fast.
 http://writemonkey.com/download.php &#8211; Download:  Interesting text editor.  Isolates you from the rest of your desktop, green-screen style.
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix &#8211; Webtoy: &#8220;Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer&#8221;
http://www.recipepuppy.com/ &#8211; Webtools: Recipe Puppy is an ingredients-based recipe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, here&#8217;s some links I find and forget, served here.  Fresh.  Hot.  Yeah&#8230;.</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.funny-city.com/1782/">http://www.funny-city.com/1782/</a> &#8211; Game:  Use your mouse, think fast.</li>
<li> <a href="http://writemonkey.com/download.php">http://writemonkey.com/download.php</a> &#8211; Download:  Interesting text editor.  Isolates you from the rest of your desktop, green-screen style.</li>
<li><a href="http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix">http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix</a> &#8211; Webtoy: &#8220;Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.recipepuppy.com/">http://www.recipepuppy.com/</a> &#8211; Webtools: Recipe Puppy is an ingredients-based recipe search engine.  Go to the fridge, stuck in what you got.  Good luck.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.michaelv.org.nyud.net/">http://www.michaelv.org.nyud.net/</a> &#8211; Webtoy: Windows 3.1 in javascript</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf">http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf</a> &#8211; Nonsense: Cleans inside your screen.</li>
<li> <a href="http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/">http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/</a> -  Memewatch: The internets are awesome.</li>
<li> <a href="http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary">http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary</a> &#8211; Blogs: Typical incendiary blog post.  I resembled these remarks, in 2001.</li>
<li><a href="http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary">http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary</a> -  Geeks: How to catch an iphone thief.</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.thevirtualpiano.com/">http://www.thevirtualpiano.com/</a> -  Webtoy: The virtual piano is virtual</li>
<li> <a href="http://dashes.com/anil/2010/01/free-publicity-who-do-we-help.html">http://dashes.com/anil/2010/01/free-publicity-who-do-we-help.html</a> -  Blogs: Anil Dash, politics and the ipad.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=daf_1264874285">http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=daf_1264874285</a> &#8211; Video: Amateur video of the challenger explosion.  Previously unreleased.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC-ocnTTto">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC-ocnTTto</a> &#8211; Video: Alka-Seltzer tablet in a sphere of water in micro-gravity.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.zefrank.com/pain_pack/">http://www.zefrank.com/pain_pack/</a> &#8211; Music: Songs made from samples of people under emotional distress.</li>
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		<title>Appliance store looting in Haiti</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/141/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
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People loot a stove before Haitian police arrived at the scene in downtown Port-au-Prince January 29, 2010. (REUTERS/St Felix Evens)
People fight over home appliances while looting inside a store in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)
People remove a refrigerator from a home appliance store [...]]]></description>
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<p>People loot a stove before Haitian police arrived at the scene in downtown Port-au-Prince January 29, 2010. (REUTERS/St Felix Evens)</p>
<p>People fight over home appliances while looting inside a store in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)</p>
<p>People remove a refrigerator from a home appliance store while looting in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)</p>
<p>A U.N. police officer unties the hands of a boy who took part in looting in downtown Port-au-Prince January 29, 2010. (REUTERS/St Felix Evens)</p>
<p>Suspected looters lay with their hands tied behind their backs after being caught stealing home appliances inside a store in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ariana Cubillos)</p>
<p>A private security guard fires his gun toward a suspected looter inside a home appliance store in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)</p>
<p>A suspected looter lies dead after being shot in the head by a private security guard inside a home appliance store in downtown Port-au-Prince, Friday, Jan. 29, 2010. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)</p>
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		<title>Screaming Clowns</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/136/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
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Walmart Screaming Clown Commercial.
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvAj6qfmFQ">Walmart Screaming Clown Commercial</a>.</p>
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		<title>Price for hot air continues to skyrocket</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/134/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, apparently the New York Times has decided to charge non-subscribers for unlimited use of its site. I&#8217;m not sure if I can speak for anyone but myself but, I just don&#8217;t care.  I think I&#8217;d rather eat a news paper than actually read it and I won&#8217;t pay anyone for the filler between advertisements [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, apparently the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/business/media/21times.html">New York Times has decided to charge non-subscribers for unlimited use of its site</a>. I&#8217;m not sure if I can speak for anyone but myself but, I just don&#8217;t care.  I think I&#8217;d rather eat a news paper than actually read it and I won&#8217;t pay <em>anyone</em> for the filler between advertisements that they&#8217;ve shoved down my throat for decades.</p>
<p>All I can really say about news print media is, good bye and good riddance.  As the MBA&#8217;s frantically scramble to try to figure out how to wring blood from turnips, I&#8217;ll just keep on gathering my news in my own way, reading what really is good content.  For free.</p>
<p>Sorry papers, you lost us all.  Too bad your content was so abysmal that you drove  the advertisers and readers out the door.  Too bad your senior executive ranks couldn&#8217;t live without multi-multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses, even in a near depression.  Too bad you couldn&#8217;t understand the impact of the internet until it consumed your advertisers and readers.  Too bad I&#8217;ve nothing to line the bottom of birdcages&#8230;</p>
<p>Are you paying attention Comcast, Time Warner, Rogers, Etc.. ?!  I doubt it.  I sincerely doubt it because your are next and I can hardly wait.</p>
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		<title>The death of Fabienne</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/128/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
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Fifteen-year-old Fabianne Geismar lies dead after being shot in the head after looting wall hangings from a destroyed store in Port-au-Prince January 19, 2010. Her father and brother then come to collect her body. Her mother and sister are overcome with emotion. Her father, after loading Fabienne&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>Fifteen-year-old Fabianne Geismar lies dead after being shot in the head after looting wall hangings from a destroyed store in Port-au-Prince January 19, 2010. Her father and brother then come to collect her body. Her mother and sister are overcome with emotion. Her father, after loading Fabienne&#8217;s body onto a cart, then collapses to the ground. A crowd carts off the body as two photographers follow. Photos by (REUTERS/Carlos Garcia Rawlins and Olivier Laban mattei/AFP/Getty Images)</p>
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		<title>Facebook fer yer Fingertips</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/119/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you with touch phones, check out Touch Facebook.  Finger friendly, not slow like the FB apps, and more full featured than the mobile site.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you with touch phones, check out <a href="http://touch.facebook.com" target="_blank">Touch Facebook</a>.  Finger friendly, not slow like the FB apps, and more full featured than the mobile site.</p>
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		<title>Phone Pix Series Number 1</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2009/05/106/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 20:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing Software]]></category>
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		<title>touch banana</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2009/04/102/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
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touch banana
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/goopymart/3481449209/">touch banana</a></p>
<p>Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/goopymart/">goopymart</a>.<br />
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		<title>Holy Neglected Website!</title>
		<link>http://paxtonland.com/archives/2009/04/92/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Paxton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, so&#8230;Â  you are still here.
Thanks.
Sorry that it takes me so damned long to write stuff.
I work to hard.
So, I&#8217;ve done some background work keeping paxtonland up to date technically.Â  There are still quite an awful lot of people that come here, despite the fact that I never seem to have time to write.
As they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, so&#8230;Â  you are still here.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>Sorry that it takes me so damned long to write stuff.</p>
<p>I work to hard.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;ve done some background work keeping paxtonland up to date technically.Â  There are still quite an awful lot of people that come here, despite the fact that I never seem to have time to write.</p>
<p>As they say, if it&#8217;s important, you&#8217;ll do it.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll do it.Â  Sorry again.</p>
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