paxtonland » Humor http://paxtonland.com Pure Nonsense since 1994 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:31:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Screaming Clowns http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/136/ http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/136/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:11:47 +0000 Dean Paxton http://paxtonland.com/?p=136

Walmart Screaming Clown Commercial.

]]> http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/136/feed/ 1 Price for hot air continues to skyrocket http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/134/ http://paxtonland.com/archives/2010/01/134/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:57:23 +0000 Dean Paxton http://paxtonland.com/?p=134 So, apparently the New York Times has decided to charge non-subscribers for unlimited use of its site. I’m not sure if I can speak for anyone but myself but, I just don’t care.  I think I’d rather eat a news paper than actually read it and I won’t pay anyone for the filler between advertisements that they’ve shoved down my throat for decades.

All I can really say about news print media is, good bye and good riddance.  As the MBA’s frantically scramble to try to figure out how to wring blood from turnips, I’ll just keep on gathering my news in my own way, reading what really is good content.  For free.

Sorry papers, you lost us all.  Too bad your content was so abysmal that you drove  the advertisers and readers out the door.  Too bad your senior executive ranks couldn’t live without multi-multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses, even in a near depression.  Too bad you couldn’t understand the impact of the internet until it consumed your advertisers and readers.  Too bad I’ve nothing to line the bottom of birdcages…

Are you paying attention Comcast, Time Warner, Rogers, Etc.. ?!  I doubt it.  I sincerely doubt it because your are next and I can hardly wait.

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touch banana

Originally uploaded by goopymart.

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(click for a larger pic)
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Mich. Dems’ typo directs voters to phone-sex line

DETROIT (AP) — Michigan Democrats trying to arouse interest in absentee voting have accidentally directed people to a phone-sex line.

State party spokeswoman Liz Kerr says a flier that included two absentee ballot applications had a misprint in the number for a campaign hotline.

The flier came from the Michigan Democratic State Central Committee and featured photos of presidential candidate Barack Obama and U.S. Sen. Carl Levin.

The error was first reported by WJBK-TV in Detroit. Kerr says the party apologizes for the misprint.

Well, look on the bright side.  The Michigan democratic party turned a bunch of shut-ins on to a new addiction.

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Republicans of the Damned

Republicans of the Damned

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