Pure Nonsense since 1994
Dean Paxton
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Posts by Dean Paxton
So, Flint is Burning
371 year ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
Flint Fires - Photos by Tarra Sifferman
This is for all of you out-of-towners that may not have heard, Flint is in chaos at the moment. Since the mayor closed fire stations and laid off firefighters, there have been over 50 fires in the city in the past week.
Mlive is trying to cover it. In their own inept way.
Someone is trying to keep up with them all on Google Maps.
Some fire departments are giving up.
You can keep up with the excitement by listening to live streams from fire and police dispatch.
It’s not national news. No one would be surprised anyway. Flint’s best commodity for export is being the butt of every joke about what is wrong with this country.
People look to flint – to feel better about their stupid towns.
-ddp-
Photo credits to Tarra Sifferman
Links credits to A. Cleveland, K. Whiteaker, K. Baker, and J. Wood
hiteaker
Links
01 year ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
- Katawa Shoujo is Hentai featuring disabled characters.
- Liquid glass is liquid. Perhaps it could coat everything, everything (not that we’ve not heard that before). Putting cleaners out of business.
- Do a google search for ascii art,
- Tooth mounted hearing aid. Assuming you have teeth while in need of one? Oh well, that only means I’m one step closer to the cellphone tooth implant.
- HTML5 image editor. Party like it’s 1995! Actually, this is quite astonishing. This stuff isn’t web 2.0, it’s beyond that crap.
- D a v e c a t
- So, chatroulette is getting some serious attention (30k online now). Founded by a 17 year old. Awesome. Grab your cam and have fun.
- Old but funny, how to make pancakes like a crackhead.
- The Vice Guide to Liberia series is more fucked up than you’ve ever seen. This is not East St. Louis, Compton, NYC or, even Flint. This is way worse. Check out the entire site, no one is putting this on TV.
boxers or briefs
02 years ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
So, here’s some links I find and forget, served here. Fresh. Hot. Yeah….
- http://www.funny-city.com/1782/ – Game: Use your mouse, think fast.
- http://writemonkey.com/download.php – Download: Interesting text editor. Isolates you from the rest of your desktop, green-screen style.
- http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix – Webtoy: “Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer”
- http://www.recipepuppy.com/ – Webtools: Recipe Puppy is an ingredients-based recipe search engine. Go to the fridge, stuck in what you got. Good luck.
- http://www.michaelv.org.nyud.net/ – Webtoy: Windows 3.1 in javascript
- http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf – Nonsense: Cleans inside your screen.
- http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/ - Memewatch: The internets are awesome.
- http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary – Blogs: Typical incendiary blog post. I resembled these remarks, in 2001.
- http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary - Geeks: How to catch an iphone thief.
- http://www.thevirtualpiano.com/ - Webtoy: The virtual piano is virtual
- http://dashes.com/anil/2010/01/free-publicity-who-do-we-help.html - Blogs: Anil Dash, politics and the ipad.
- http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=daf_1264874285 – Video: Amateur video of the challenger explosion. Previously unreleased.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC-ocnTTto – Video: Alka-Seltzer tablet in a sphere of water in micro-gravity.
- http://www.zefrank.com/pain_pack/ – Music: Songs made from samples of people under emotional distress.
Price for hot air continues to skyrocket
02 years ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
So, apparently the New York Times has decided to charge non-subscribers for unlimited use of its site. I’m not sure if I can speak for anyone but myself but, I just don’t care. I think I’d rather eat a news paper than actually read it and I won’t pay anyone for the filler between advertisements that they’ve shoved down my throat for decades.
All I can really say about news print media is, good bye and good riddance. As the MBA’s frantically scramble to try to figure out how to wring blood from turnips, I’ll just keep on gathering my news in my own way, reading what really is good content. For free.
Sorry papers, you lost us all. Too bad your content was so abysmal that you drove the advertisers and readers out the door. Too bad your senior executive ranks couldn’t live without multi-multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses, even in a near depression. Too bad you couldn’t understand the impact of the internet until it consumed your advertisers and readers. Too bad I’ve nothing to line the bottom of birdcages…
Are you paying attention Comcast, Time Warner, Rogers, Etc.. ?! I doubt it. I sincerely doubt it because your are next and I can hardly wait.
Facebook fer yer Fingertips
02 years ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
For those of you with touch phones, check out Touch Facebook. Finger friendly, not slow like the FB apps, and more full featured than the mobile site.
Holy Neglected Website!
12 years ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
Ah, so…Â you are still here.
Thanks.
Sorry that it takes me so damned long to write stuff.
I work to hard.
So, I’ve done some background work keeping paxtonland up to date technically. There are still quite an awful lot of people that come here, despite the fact that I never seem to have time to write.
As they say, if it’s important, you’ll do it.
I’ll do it. Sorry again.
Finally Crap Dot Com!
03 years ago
by Dean Paxton
in Links
So, there is about 4 major things wrong with this commercial:
- XP on a MacBook, with a BSOD
- Actually, most of the computers depicted are Macs running Windows.
- At about :18 in, they have a Mac running windows, running IE, getting the Firefox version of the “Unable to Connect” page.
- Finally, through the entire thing, they flash “PC Computers only,” on the bottom.
I think that the guy who put the commercial together was putting subtle clues to let people know it was a scam. I think.
Anyway, seems they charge for free software you can easily download and run yourself. So if you were thinking about running their “Free Scan,” remember these things almost always cost you money and will probably trade your malware, viri, and spyware for theirs.
